Mother’s Day…
Is Mother’s Day an active celebration or is it like Veterans or Memorial day where we mourn what’s lost? Because I rolled into this one on a movie marathon starting with The Babadook. And here’s why…
Category: madness
Cats! Cats, cats, cats! Cats! Cats!
One year ago, my ride or die was in full skeleton mode. Months earlier he started losing weight and no matter what I did I couldn’t stop it. Here, Jeffrey, have five roasted chickens! And the next day he’s down another pound. How come you were so amazing and irreplaceable? It’s been a meowtain of […]
Camp Grandma
Gaslight the boy into your narrative, discount every single thing I say and feel, say horrible shit to me but also you are so determined to care about Liam for some reason. You create this family event without speaking to me about it but also question whether I’m cool with involving Dad’s side in your […]
Me dragging my soul to the shower
… Because I got roped into volunteering for “transportation day” whatever the fuck that is and whoever the masochist demon is that was like yeah, let’s put these monsters on wheels on school on the second to last school day of the year. Like, WTF is even going on and how am I on the […]
Kittens having kittens.
The scene is different, yet the same, here. It was a day today… The magic: – I woke up to kittens being born – visited Liam’s kindergarten school for the first time and felt so much peace that I had made the right decision. Fuck yes, I quizzed literally everyone, unraveled and didn’t fuck it […]