Me dragging my soul to the shower

… Because I got roped into volunteering for “transportation day” whatever the fuck that is and whoever the masochist demon is that was like yeah, let’s put these monsters on wheels on school on the second to last school day of the year. Like, WTF is even going on and how am I on the […]

The Liam show.

When he was born and I was still in the hospital, mom was directing me to go to bed and I was all, thats impossible because the Liam show is on. In reality, the Liam show was blaring and I was also sitting up watching Lucy in the hospital room; unencumbered for the first time… […]